Weirddd baby

So I saw this really weird baby in church yesterday, she's 2-3 years old. But I'm still convinced she's a 54 years old secret agent uncover or summ 😂, I've not seen a baby look so much like an adult like this, she's just wayyy too fat too be 3,with thick ankles and wrists. I was looking for reasons why a 3 year old will be eating so much, is it heart break ?,is she depressed or it's midlife crisis cause I don't understand 😂...

I kept cool till they started singing and this "3 years old baby" started to judi fere fe 😂😂like these Yoruba mummies,fam I lost it. This child even has the audacity to have breasts 😂,I cannot can. I bet she's the breadwinner of the family 😂💔, this is deffs an incarnate or something of that sort.

Next Sunday I'm looking for her and calling her to the side so we can't talk like adults,  she has some explanation to do.