I need volunteers

Before I say anything, I want to say I've not posted for a couple of days now because my exams are coming up soon(mans has to read). But once exams start I'll have plenty gists(I trust my school 😂,drama will full ground)just stay tuned..

So I have only 2 "vices" one is waking up a bit late (because I always sleep so late) , and the other is refusing to take my bathe early on Saturdays (because, well!, I don't really go anywhere). My mom really takes these vices seriously 😂 you'll see her stressing over these as if I've done some really dark stuff.

So I need y'alls help,  I need one of you with real life issues to volunteer to be her adopted, son or daughter for just one week, she'll know I
nothing is wrong with me after that. Pls volunteer, don't make me call names ☺☺