My SARS(sad) Tales

I was trying to do something clever with the title there .See it?  Nah?. 😂 prolly corny.

This ladies and gentlemen is my SARS tale. "EndSars Endsars" I always Retweeted on twitter but it's different now 🙃.

Let's just dive right in. Around 7:30 - 8pm yesterday I went to use the ATM about 2/3 streets away from my place, a regular stroll for me. On my way back just outside my street this danfo just parked right in front of me (it was already quite dark then). 2 guys jumped out of the bus with guns (AK 47 rifles (well obviously)).

My first reaction was pause and take a step back. Run? I didn't do anything na. And how smart will running be sef (I remembered that song by Konga I think "O le sare to'bon" (meaning you cant run faster than a bullet)).

I just chilled next thing they took my phone. I was even thinking they'd go through it lol,sure for me die. As clear as Ronaldinho's dribbles. I'd go free for sure. Mans weren't interested in that, "enter the bus"!. Again I was like ehnn (all these happened in the space of 30-45 secs) I was still trying to use what I learnt from all my Hollywood movies (speak to your attacker in a calmming voice). Was doing that till they pointed gun to my leg.

😂haq haq haq, gun ke?.. Legedez Benz I'm still managing till Mercedes Benz comes?. Ladies and gentlemen homeboy lost his cool. I went from calm and composed to "oga oooo na my area be this oooo, wait make I call person for one shop there, they go know me oo" in 0.00157685 secs 😂💔..

watch out for part 2!