SARS Tales final part
This will be the final part.I'd try to fit it all in in this part.
We got the Charley Boy police station. They Filed us out and had us walk into the station in a straight line like criminals(me that I'm brother in the lord). We got to the station then they started asking for ID cards,lol really? Igbayi laaro!.
Fortunately for them none of us had one, I tried to talk them into giving me my phone so I could get my school site and put in my logins so they can see my student profile,they didn't agree o. They started searching and one guy claiming to be student had condom on him 😂😂,they started shouting "so this na your ID card?" "Na they course wey you dey study be this?".The guy was so lost.
Long story short they didn't give us our phones to call home as promised. They just packed us in one room and asked us to sit on the floor.Took everybody's shoe/slippers (I was actually put in charge of that, I always knew I was a born leader even in detention😭😭✨),I really got the criminal treatment yesterday and it won't be funny if the government of my real country gets to hear of this, they infringed all my human rights (PRO TIP : never mention the law near the police or SARS they hate it so much, gets them so madd)
Back to the matter.One bastard was crying in the bus on our way there like a widow shouting "why I come out this at the wrong time oo, I for no come out oo" (type of shit you should say in your mind". Turns out I know the guy,stays like some streets away .The other one shouting "shoot Me let me die" is my next door neighbor lol I totally stayed away from them.
(I'M SKIPPING SO MANY DETAILS SO I DON'T DO A PART 4)
My parents were worried sick. Eventually their search led them to me but it was maybe past 10 to 11pm and these officers said it was too late to release me .That's how homeboy spent all night in "detention" o. For what crime?Walking back home in the evening!. I have to hand it to these bastards sha their customers service is A1,mosquito didn't bite me at all. Their fan was so good I had goosebumps by morning. The generator was even on all night, you should try this out! 😂💔.I told myself I wouldn't sleep cause I'm better than that mehn!!,at about 2am my people I couldn't kill myself (if mouth wan tear make e tear finish) I kuku juz sleep my sleep
They didn't ask for statement or anything they just wanted 5k bail. Mine was paid in the morning by my brother and I walked out like Young Fela💆🚶.My brother calling me all kind of prisoner name and making jail puns .But jokes on him I know I'd be the president soon like Obasanjo/Mandela. I've "paid my dues"😂.
We got the Charley Boy police station. They Filed us out and had us walk into the station in a straight line like criminals(me that I'm brother in the lord). We got to the station then they started asking for ID cards,lol really? Igbayi laaro!.
Fortunately for them none of us had one, I tried to talk them into giving me my phone so I could get my school site and put in my logins so they can see my student profile,they didn't agree o. They started searching and one guy claiming to be student had condom on him 😂😂,they started shouting "so this na your ID card?" "Na they course wey you dey study be this?".The guy was so lost.
Long story short they didn't give us our phones to call home as promised. They just packed us in one room and asked us to sit on the floor.Took everybody's shoe/slippers (I was actually put in charge of that, I always knew I was a born leader even in detention😭😭✨),I really got the criminal treatment yesterday and it won't be funny if the government of my real country gets to hear of this, they infringed all my human rights (PRO TIP : never mention the law near the police or SARS they hate it so much, gets them so madd)
Back to the matter.One bastard was crying in the bus on our way there like a widow shouting "why I come out this at the wrong time oo, I for no come out oo" (type of shit you should say in your mind". Turns out I know the guy,stays like some streets away .The other one shouting "shoot Me let me die" is my next door neighbor lol I totally stayed away from them.
(I'M SKIPPING SO MANY DETAILS SO I DON'T DO A PART 4)
My parents were worried sick. Eventually their search led them to me but it was maybe past 10 to 11pm and these officers said it was too late to release me .That's how homeboy spent all night in "detention" o. For what crime?Walking back home in the evening!. I have to hand it to these bastards sha their customers service is A1,mosquito didn't bite me at all. Their fan was so good I had goosebumps by morning. The generator was even on all night, you should try this out! 😂💔.I told myself I wouldn't sleep cause I'm better than that mehn!!,at about 2am my people I couldn't kill myself (if mouth wan tear make e tear finish) I kuku juz sleep my sleep
They didn't ask for statement or anything they just wanted 5k bail. Mine was paid in the morning by my brother and I walked out like Young Fela💆🚶.My brother calling me all kind of prisoner name and making jail puns .But jokes on him I know I'd be the president soon like Obasanjo/Mandela. I've "paid my dues"😂.
Bros u Sabi write... Kudos
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